Linton

A fruit who has a best friend that starts with letter A and is also a fruit and laughs like a maniac who escaped the psych ward and obsess over every man he sees

You need a Linton in your life

by madhadder21 March 15, 2022

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

Lillian Linton

A brave, fearless woman who is not afraid to go after what she wants or believes in. May encounter a rich, stingy chauvinist on the way named Dick that rocks her world around 360°. She is so strong, so smart and yet so funny and not a basic one. Not many people can handle her, and the ones who do accept that she is superior in any and every way.

All in all; she is who every victorian girl envies, and any eligible bachelor wants to marry.

1# Omg, have you seen that girl Lillan Linton? She's such a badass!

2# Yes, I'm so jealous! She even wears trousers to work!

1# Long live Lilly!

3# HUZZAH!

Lillian Linton is what we miss in this world and should strive to be.

by Thatnerdiiiiiiiigirl January 7, 2022

Lyndon

Lyndon is a sexy big black man who doesn't even have to say a single word to the ladies, sometimes he'll walk into a room and 3 girls are immediately sucking his cock the second he opens the door. You also need like 7 girls to take up his whole 28-inch long schlong Big Black Cock.

Hottest girl in school who's totally not underage: OMG That big black man with a 28-inch Big Black Cock is such a Lyndon.
Hottest guy in school NO HOMO: Fuck yeah he is.

by BigBlackCoooock March 16, 2021

loynton

sound geezer

you is just like loynton! safe!

by master B November 20, 2003

Hannah Linton

A dank bitch. Obnoxious and annoying but the best fucking friend you could ask for because she’ll literally curb stomp anyone who breaks your soul. She’s hella cute, but she WILL fight you, and I’d place my money on her to be honest. She’ll make you laugh, even if you’re down in the dumps. Her only flaw is that she can be a bit of a basic bitch, and fangirls a little too hard.

Long story short, I love you bitch. I gon’ ever stop lovin’ you, biiiitch.

Some person: Ugh, honestly, (insert name of one of Hannah Linton’s friends) is so fucking annoying. We should jump her.
Hannah Linton: BITCH WUT DID U SAY ABOUT MAH WIFE?! *proceeds to kick their teeth in*
Me: That’s Hannah Linton for you.

by myMOMtookmyVAPEoof February 10, 2019

Lintoning

To borrow something and never give it back.

Mr. Garner asked to borrow my Boondocks DVD's and my 2 PSP's. It's been a year and I still haven't gotten any of them back. I hate it when he's lintoning.

by DaBoobah April 10, 2010