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lying ass bitch

A lying ass bitch is a woman who melifacently twist the situation in front of her by stating irrelevant and hypocritical allegations from events prior or assumed to bend the rules of engagement back into her favor. Example: Marie I can't sopport you anymore, I gave you a place to live when you lost your house and you have told me for six months that you will get a job to pay me back. But all you do is nothing , now I have to move because of the extra strain of taking care of you . Marie's response: I'm so depressed that I can't even get dressed most days because you treat me like I'm a peice of shit! Me speaking:? Um this problem is six months old now.!. How can you just assume that I would strain my financial situation to the state of bankruptcy and homelessness for you to chill ..Marie speaking: You don't have to start calling me names ok, I don't deserve this ! I fucking hate you mother fucker!Response: .... you get what's going down next... Who the fuck?! What ?! You just what?! Oh hell no bitch! (Actually treat her like she says you have been) outcome : Bitch start fucking your neighbor two doors down and takes sweet ass time getting her shit out your house. Then when you move she already did the same shit to neighbor and is squatting back at the house you lost and talking mad shit like she made you leave because you didn't do shit! Lmfao ,loose lips sink ships bitches.
You lying ass bitch ! You didn't pick up you kids from school today because Its Saturday hoe!
lying ass bitch by Haskin79 April 5, 2016
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lying hole 

Consistent fibberary, trying to explain oneself with lies, repeat lies building upon lies to try to cover up other lies. Refers to mouth
Person 1: Shut your lying hole. It's just disgussing that you have to lie and bullshit me.
lying hole by That Raffy Taffy January 26, 2015

lying son of a bitch 

i'm still upset about this guy...
see tag below for the story
just you wait, you fat bastard. it's almost Christmas Eve, you lying son of a bitch.

lying on the square

A term created by Al Franken, used to reference when someone is saying something as a joke, but they know that its the truth.
"Sure, I'm the bad guy" joked Tom, but Jack knew he was Lying on the square.

Lying on your dick 

1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.
MAN: Your ugly homegirl said she hit me last light. What's up with that?

WOMAN: I know she lying on your dick. Don't worry about it.

Lying whore 

A girl that consistently lies for no good reason
Lying whore by a person1111111 April 13, 2010

Lying Bitch 

A phrase often used to acurately describe Hillary Clinton.
Man, that lying bitch cannot become our next president.
Lying Bitch by Park1367 May 13, 2016