reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

Lip Lube

Lip Lube is a substance that enhances one's ability to have raging kisses with another human being and grants ecstatic pleasure for both parties. Some particularly popular Lip Lubes are lemon raspberry chapstick, oil, or zinc oxide.

Ex 1: Monica: Your lips are chapped. Let me get some lemon raspberry chapstick!
Ian: Wow. That lip lube is amazing ;)

Ex 2: Hey, Pamela, my lips are really chapped do you happen to have some lip lube around to spice things up?

by lemonade.raspberry09 August 27, 2011

Laying the Lumber

Bringing your best to an activity or performing extremely well. Used sometimes in contact sports where you are very physical and dominate.

After making a lot of big hits during a sport one would say "DANG! You were laying the lumber out there!" or after getting a very good score on a test you brag to your friends "Yea I just laid the lumber on every single question. That test had nothin on me." OR before an activity a coach might say to his team, "Get out there and LAY THE LUMBER!"

by Ethan U. December 18, 2008

land lubbers

Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!

Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!

by The Don November 13, 2004

trading lumber

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

lube up

to prepare for a difficult task at hand

esp. to study for a very hard test

Today's Differential Equation test is going to hurt no matter what, but I did lube up last night by reading all my notes.

by derpdederpdederp June 10, 2010

Lumberjack Salad

The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.

Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.

by Safd183 January 6, 2020