thumb lum

Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.

"I totally got thumb lummed on my uncles tractor last night!"

by Katie Richardson January 4, 2008

lum

lum means "lonesome" in american english language and "lonely" (British English language)

I feel so lum. Nobody loves me :((((((((((

by Andriusm March 6, 2008

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..

richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

by mookie moo86 May 1, 2010

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

Lums

A faggot who is a mega fag. A person who drinks semen on a daily basis. Lums is a person who will do anything gay think if you ask.

That guy is a Lums he will do anything gay thing for you.

by bobbbbbbbbbbyyyy January 6, 2024

Lum

Lum is the scientific word for male ejaculation. Lum is when it's dry instead of sticky like cum.

"My cum feels dry today"
"Must be lum instead of cum."

by swagified June 12, 2022