Longcat vs Widedog

The eternal struggle.

Longcat vs Widedog should be made into a movie where they just end up killing each other.

Widedog is WIIIIIIIDE. Longcat is LOOOOOOOONG.

by WillRKewl October 13, 2009

longback jack

a guy with an abnormally long spine, usually can be found in biology classes being tormented for his unfortunate state and is commonly associated with grapes.

'hey longback jack ford, how did you manage to get in the door?!'

by clomofo January 7, 2010

longways

when something is just too much effort and you can't be arsed

you wanna go to town on sunday?

naaahhhh... that's longways

by daisystorm11 February 20, 2011

longanisa

Filipino sausage. Made of pork. It's like, red and stuff.

I ate longanisa with bangus.
Longanisa tastes great with soy sauce and beef tapa.

by rx2 December 6, 2005

Longcatolicism

A religious congregation of peolple who believe in the existence of the longcat. The term might include a slight allusion to the catholic church, although it's not 100% sure if this was the creators intention (it was).

Not to confuse with Pantherinaeism, the believe in the existence of Pantherinae (big cats).

man: "And how is this religion called you're talking about?"
rider: "it's called longcatolicism"
aj: "i thought it was called pantherinaeism ^^"

by awesome-J March 14, 2010

longgadog

A made-up word for penis

Person: Hey, wanna eat my longgadog?

by TheRealKizu July 31, 2020

LongHawk25

A Band originating from Scarborough, Ontario. They play a combination of Ska, and fluffy punk. All of the band's members are poseurs as they all live with their parents, and aren't drunk everyday. The lead singer is known to take off his clothes during performances, the bass player is the only member with a shred of talent in the band and the drummer doesn't have a single musical bone in his body, but he does have a herb garden.

Person A: I hear that lead singer, the one from that LongHawk25 band is a Rapist.
Person B: Fact.

by penis25 June 20, 2010