Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad for him.
by M-GRAVES February 09, 2025
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Loin Loneliness

This term refers to going over a long dry spell or virginity by choice, not your choice.
Sorry I was kinda an ass. been having a case of loin loneliness.
by Carmel Schmitty March 07, 2011
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birthday loneliness

the inevitable emptiness one feels on their birthday for various reasons that is not limited to but including unmet expectations, disappointment, uneventfulness etc. there is no cure to birthday loneliness.
even though i celebrated my birthday, i sat by myself with my birthday loneliness at the end of the day
by dandee February 10, 2022
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Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
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Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.
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Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.
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Lost Loneliness

The feeling when the ending for a programme of show reminds you of of how you felt when watching LOST for the first time, where at the end of every episode you would be all 'WTF just happened? Don't end there! Nooooooo'
I had a bad case of Lost Loneliness at the end of Catching Fire...

Did you see Captain America? I left the cinema full of Lost Loneliness!
by yazmac April 28, 2014
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