lindsay lohan

offered as a celeb teen alternative to hilary duff. is actually almost as untalented as her rival.

lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

Lindsay Capuano

Perfection.

Lindsay Capuano is the definition of perfection.

by Lindsay Capuano simp May 18, 2021

Lindsay

A woman who tastes like unicorn meat.

That piece of Lindsay I had last night was way better than the McRib I ate at lunch.

by Brad/Dave May 10, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"

I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.

If her boobs are real, so is Britney singing live.

by HardcorePrincess May 19, 2005

lindsay

Sweet girl, weird phobias, NICE ass :)

Lindsay: None- one in a million lol

by Matt95 January 7, 2013

lindsay lohan

A young women who was once adorable but who has now evoloved into a bar hopping clubbed out drugged out slut

Lindsay Lohan frequents bars and clubs alot while supposed to be in rehab. she also, i hear, likes to do drugs with her mom

by juiice February 12, 2007

Lindsay Lohan

A once-talented actress who threw her whole career and life into the toilet.

Guy #1: Hey do you like Lindsay Lohan?
Guy #2: I used to....

by ~The Wizard~ January 5, 2013