EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Festicles

The act in which a male / or transvestite (whatever u prefer), will paint their balls, one red one green, and their cock stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season.....or any other time,, you then have FESTICLES

Josh - Dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
Al - Oh i know
Josh - Man u sure do love christmas
Al - That i do my friend..that i do
Josh - U know what (whips out festicles), so do I
Al - Sweet, Lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)

by Josh.T May 13, 2008

testicles

you gotta be fucking kidding me... looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??

looking up testicles in the urban dictionary??? seriously, get off now before i turn your internet off.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please February 23, 2010

testicles

the symbol of manhood. they are what makes a man a man

i am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-nener February 28, 2008

Butt Testicles

Testicles on your butt;
something you need if you are any of the following: fuck ass, fat fuck ass, pussy ass, nerd ass, and basically any word that comes before the word ass

Nick: Pussy ass bitch stop throwing shit at me
AJ: What are you talking about?
Nick: Fuckin nerd ass pussy fucking fuck ass you play lacrosse?
AJ: Yea
Nick: Pussy, grow some butt testicles

by roid rage555 May 14, 2008

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

Pesticles

Floppy testicles which slap against a sex partner during sex.

Jerry beat Kerry half to death with his pesticles on their wedding night.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006