Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Ore Laundering

In Minecraft, Ore Laundering involves concealing the true source of ores obtained illegitimately. Money laundering in the real world involves making illegally acquired money appear as if it was earned legitimately. The first step in Ore Laundering involves cheating or using other illegitimate methods to obtain ores. It is possible to disguise the true origin of ores by mixing them with others or claiming they were discovered later. The launderer can also profit from their non-legitimate gains by selling or trading the laundered ores. In addition to undermining the integrity of the game, ores laundering provides the launderer with an unfair advantage over others who have earned their ores legitimately. To maintain the fairness of the game, some servers or realms encourage Minecraft players to report suspected cases of ores laundering to game administrators.

I have to hide my illegitimate ore's I got by using /give from my friends so they don't roast me for being lazy.

I better get to Ore Laundering quick before they find out...

by SailorNeptune45 March 4, 2023

information laundering

A term ironically used only by people who are doing "information laundering" by using this term. It means "whitewashing", but is used in order to "whitewash" the meaning of "whitewashing" so that "whitewash" can be freed up & used for anti-white racist purposes. Only used in SJW doublespeak lingo and leaves everybody else perplexed.

You nazi racist homophobic antisemitic patriarchal cysgender information laundering white supremacist

by several dogs August 14, 2018