A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.
by Derpa October 22, 2006
Get the Lauston mug.The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.
Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
Well-educated person: Why do you love him?
Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!
Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.
Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)
by tjlala October 28, 2012
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Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.
by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010
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Get the Esc 123456789-= Backspace Tab qwertyuiop[]\ CapsLockasdfghjkl;' Enter LeftShift zxcvbnm,./ RightShift LCtrl WindowsKey LAlt Spacebar RAlt FN [-] RCtrl mug.When a guy is buff, hot and has a great smile but waaaaaaay too many chicks chasing him. Awesome when he likes you back. Adam Abajian has this... Too bad half the class likes him, I'm just a friend to him.
Me: *Sigh* Adam is so hot...
Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.
Me: Damn his hot abs...
Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.
Me: Damn his hot abs...
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