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Lank Bag

Someone who is extremely gangly and/or tall, has longer than normal body parts or limbs.
"Did you see that girl? she was suuuuch a lank bag!"

"Laura Mills is the definition of lank bag, have you seen her flail her legs around like that?"

Mr. Bean

String Beans
by randwein August 1, 2008
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Lank Tank

A synonym for Skank Bank, following all the rules of lank (preceded by "skank")
Skank Bank!
Lank Tank.
Youre such a hoebag
by Phloop December 10, 2003
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Lank master 69

When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head
Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music
by Big chinchilla dad April 4, 2019
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lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.
Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.
by Nateg123 November 28, 2017
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wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
by BizBiz December 19, 2006
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lankness

19th century slang for laxity or flabbiness
On September 26, 1854, While serving as US consul in England, American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote in what would be published as his English Notebooks (1857) these undiplomatic remarks about local women: “The British Scientific Association now in session here, many distinguished strangers were present. What chiefly struck me, however, was the lack of beauty in the women, and the horrible lankness of not a few of them….Who would not abhor such a wife? I really pitied the respectable elderly gentlemen whom I saw walking about with such atrocities hanging on their arms-the grim, red-faced monsters! Surely a man would be justified in … taking a sharp knife and cutting away their mountainous flesh, until he had brought them into reasonable shape, as a sculptor seeks for the beautiful form in a woman in a shapeless block of marble. The husband must feel that something alien has grown over and encrusted the slender creature whom he married, and he is horribly wronged by having all this flabby flesh imposed upon him as his wife.”
by BOMS October 10, 2007
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LANK

An acronym:Let A Nigga Know

Used for when your friend is looking sad and you want to know why but not sound gay at the same time
Friend 1:Man I sure am feeling sad today

Friend 2:woah man you better LANK about it
by HunkJunkSpaLunk June 9, 2018
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