Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

Lando Calrissian

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.

Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 3, 2022

Lando

Lando is the king of ani-tiktok a sexy …. baka owner he’s the swift knight and could have his way with your aunt and mom and sister !

“ Hey this dude is such a lando his shinobi rod can make anyone give in “

by syntarddd May 13, 2022

lando

someone who talks to much.

this guy is totally a lando

by checktheloot September 19, 2022

Lando

A word describing how you can't trust someone

IDK so he's lando

by Coolestboi January 13, 2019

lando

(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.

farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool

joseph: lando is stinky
aayush: *popcorn*

by anonymous October 16, 2020