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angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.
"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"
by ReverendTRON November 27, 2017
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Ladybug lands on you

Only happens when your financial future looks bright and you are about to be approved for a quarter million. To ensure this happens, you must give your husband endless blowjobs and sex until the approval actually comes or else you may end up disappointed by the decision
A ladybug lands on you. So take off your pants.
by Scongeeli August 24, 2018
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Speckled Ladybugs

The best rec-soccer team in high school, but wants the players from the school's J.V. team to join them.
Nate: In high school I'm totally gonna be on the Speckled Ladybugs

Matthew: I don't know, you might not make J.V.
by Typoleon May 30, 2018
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Ladybug Kiss

Joe: “Hey girl, wanna give me a ladybug kiss?”
by Jujubee23 October 12, 2019
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Ladybug

You’re a ladybug buddy
by FamousJew January 13, 2024
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Male Ladybug

A person who gets put in a certain group because of social standards but in reality is something completely unique.
Person 1: LOL, your asian so you must be smart
Person 2: I'm actually pretty stupid, guess you could say I'm a Male Ladybug.
by tiltedandwicked November 28, 2023
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