kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

by huhuehue September 13, 2013

Kristof Radocki

Kristof Radocki is the cutest boy in the world. He has a talent for everything, music, writing, painting, drawing, etc. He can sing really cute. Kristof has many friends, everyone knows and loves him. All girls like him (not just girls). He has a very cool style, not just in dressing. He can charm anyone with just one sentence. He has very soft hair and skin. People would kill for his hair. His sense of humour is brilliant, he can make everyone laugh. Kristof's soulmate is the luckiest girl/boy in the world.

Person 1: Did you hear that? Kristof Radocki has a girlfriend now.
Person 2 : What? I'm going to play a game of "József Attila".

by Cicaslany November 22, 2021

kristofferson

the act of being overly sensitive or sappy to the point where the actions or words seem as if stolen from a kris kristofferson song.

things were going so well with my date until i got all kristofferson on her and said, "growing old sacres me so let's stay young together."

by devsla June 1, 2006

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 9, 2017

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is a secretive guy. This name is given to an intense personality. He doesn't talk much, but when he does, he can turn any conversation around. If you win his heart over (which is very hard as he is extremely attractive to a lot of girls), he will ignore any other person who comes between you two. He is extremely loyal, trustworthy and passionate. Don't mess with him, though, he would do anything for his loved ones. Kristoffer likes dogs.

Person #1: Kristoffer proposed to me yesterday.
Person #2: I'm so happy for you two.
Person #1: I told you he meant it when he said he would never leave me.

by Star Maker December 13, 2020

Kristofferson

Kristofferson (silverfox) is one of the 19 Protagonists Trying to help his family while his father figure recovers. He is More clever professional and calmer than most (or all) characters, he is able to help his family or himself.

A = First time watching
B = Knows about film

A: who is that white fox?
B: He is Called Kristofferson.

by TopHatCatMan January 29, 2022