Kitkat

When you are completely discombobulated and can't think straight.
Looking for tallyho papers picks up a cherry ripe and says "kitkat?"

My brain is fried, I am completely kitkat

by Lidiot January 20, 2017

kitkat

Where you put four fingers up your asshole.

Person 1 - Hey man why didn't you return any of my calls last night? I called you like 9 times!
Person 2 - Sorry dude, I didn't see it I was kitkating all night.

by kitkater69 May 9, 2019

kitkat

it means retard

you are a kitkat if u think there are more than two genders

by big pp man123 April 4, 2020

Dirty Kitkat

A sexual act performed by two men, particularly when military uniform is involved.

Guy 1: on all fours, arching his back like a freaked out cat.

Guy 2: inserts four fingers into the exposed anus in a robust manner, becoming increasingly rough.

Guy 1: makes angry cat noises.

Guy 2: continues until all four fingers are smashed to bits.

Guy 1: cums into his badly made cup of tea.

"Hey Mark, you've been so naughty today. You're going to get a dirty kitkat when you get home"

by ThrobberJez March 3, 2025

Kitkat

A word you say when you are trying to be genuine/truthful about something, and no one believes you.

Synonyms: Actually, Genuinely, Really, Honestly, In reality, Undoubtedly, Indeed, etc.

Person 1: You copied my homework.

Person 2: I kitkat did not do that.

by red he November 22, 2023

kitkat

someone who's silly and goofy

"she's such a kitkat!"

by jennypickle1 October 31, 2022

Kitkat

Kitkat is a sexy ass bitch who likes to tease their friends and loves hot cheetos . And likes calling their partner ''my bitch''. Usually a switch in bed.

Boy: kitkat is so fine
Girl: yeah she is

by Hiii_lmaoo November 21, 2021