The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

kinder care by Allisaur January 3, 2008

KINDER EGG

the act of hitting someone by accident with your car, not fatally and skrrting away.

"How'd you end up in here? I tried to pull a kinder egg but totaled my civic on the freeway."

KINDER EGG by ihgerughaueghufhufewhpfewu June 3, 2018

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Kinder-bat

Not a true goth. A person who is goth for social reasons or lack of socialization.

Look at that kinder-bat wearing that black lipstick.

Kinder-bat by Gabby March 8, 2004

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Kinder Surprise

A type of chocolate, where there is chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside. Commonly reffered to a black guy, who totally acts like a white dude

haha, that black guy is such a kinder surprise!

Kinder Surprise by Roflcopter filipino February 22, 2009

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