killtrocity

A killtrocity is *6* consecutive kills in Halo 2 within 4 seconds.

1: "I got a fucking killtrocity! Holy fucking shit!"

2: "So what, I got a killimanjaro once."

by davidsakh March 6, 2007

kiloturd

A metric unit of measurement for mass equivalent to 2.2046 assloads and significantly less than a shitload or fuckton and equivalent to 0.000001 fucktonnes (metric). Used mostly in Europe.

"I say Mr Pandandreou, you've got a fucktonne of debt there!"

"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."

by faecalmass November 15, 2011

Kilowinked

1. A French-Canadian measurement of sleep.
2. 1 Kilowinked equals 1000 Winkeds.

Did you get your 40 Kilowinkeds in before the demo or during the demo?

by Frank Barron July 5, 2010

Kilt Slip

The concept of fisting a girl in their uniform or a scottish guy in their ass through their kilt, through their underwear, so that the kilt gets lodged into their bum-hole, and getting stuck up there.

"Dude! Did you see Hannah kilt slip that chick?!"

by Sexybunny49 February 25, 2009

Kilo (or Key)

In this reference a Kilo would be 2.2 pounds worth of drugs which is one of the largest most used measurements when it comes to cocaine and marijuana. Most big dealers deal in multiple amount of kilos 20-40 a month. Medium dealers deal in 1-5 kilos a month and small dealers deal only in grams, some never to see a kilo of anything. A Kilo of cocoaine has a street worth of $18,000-$25,000 with a purchase price of $12,000-$15,000. A Kilo of Marijuana (or a brick because it is shrink-wrapped and vaccuum sealed for transport like Folgers coffee) has a street value of $2000. It can be purchased in bulk for about 60% of that value which is a fair price. Many dealers and middlemen involved in the life talk about "Kilo's" in the phonetically similar "key" and speak as locksmiths or keys as "car keys" you have to drop off to a customer.

Man 1: It's been nice talking to you but I have to go see a man about some keys (kilo's). I have my locksmith with me (trusted friend).
Man 2: (Understanding the metaphor but confusing the conversation in case they are being eavesdropped on) OK.. swing by when you finish. We'll put them keys on a ring when you get back. (Meaning we will divide and bag up the drugs when you return.)

by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

1. Four words of the NATO Phonetic Alphabet which, when read in that order, spell out the ever-popular four letter expletive, FUCK.

2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.

3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.

1: Tank: Come in, base, this is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.

2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.

3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....

by MrKapper December 26, 2005

kiloMcFly

1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel

Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004