KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Kelp memes

Kelp is a cute individual on Instagram with an android he gets all the hoes.

Where is Kelp memes
He’s probably with Nancy recreating the jar scene

by Kelp is hot December 11, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

kelping

Term used for when the intention of a message is entirely missed and the response given is of no resemblance to the first spoken phrase

An example of using the verb kelping

Person 1: (any text here)
Person 2: Ooh, it's the firecrackers.
Person 1: What? Are you on drugs again?
Person 2: Sorry, i kelped!

by ciqc May 25, 2024

Kelp/Kelpii

The most amazing person in the world, can comfort you when you’re at your lowest. They’re gorgeous and adorable, refuses to believe it. They’re the best friend you could ever have and can tell whenever you’re upset. They’re into flirty and platonic friendships.

“Damn that person looks fun to talk to”

“No shit bro their name is Kelp/Kelpii”

by Rosu3ek November 13, 2022

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Kelps

A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019