Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 12, 2021

Kelp

A godly item, only used by the alpha males.
The more stacks of kelp you have, the more godly you are.

Kelp God

by KspeelMinecraft April 4, 2021

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023

Kelp

a word used to refer to a little kid - usually a naughty little kid, or mischievous wild rascal. Derived from Scottish 'Kelpie' which is a water spirit (or sprite, or imp or... you know those kinds of folklore-ey things).

They roasted their marshmallows and then the little kelps only went and tried to stick the marshmallows on Grandad's head!

by Writer Woman February 4, 2023

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Kelp

Kelp is Lukas' quote in the yearbook

Kelp -Lukas

by Rodekoelkast June 19, 2020

Kelp

Minecraft block that has no use.
But if you get kelped there is no return.

Lukas got kelped so now it is his yearbook quote.

by Rodekoelkast June 22, 2020