The gift that keeps on NOT giving

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.

Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.

Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?

My mind keeps ignoring Introverted Thinking and Extraverted Intuition

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

playing for keeps

playing the game to be kept losing is NOT an option
anything that has to be done to win, will be done

betta watch out, because im always playing for keeps.

by cevans fan January 28, 2023

Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023

The cake keeps on layering

Similar to "layers to an Onion" or most importantly "the plot thickens",

It means that there is information (significant or not) that wasn't revealed until recently

Oh? the massive event has more information on it, "the cake keeps on layering"

by Mah niegua October 18, 2024