A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.
by Jace March 25, 2005
Get the Gareth Keenan mug.by Natalie December 9, 2003
Get the Maynard James Keenan mug.A biblical name; used to refer to an extremely faithful, some times nerdy boyfriend who you love very much and no one except you understands why.
person 1: Why do you even, like, go out with him anyway?
person 2: Cuz he's my Kenan... you wouldn't understand.
person 2: Cuz he's my Kenan... you wouldn't understand.
by Lindsey W. April 30, 2008
Get the Kenan mug.hilarious, awesome, good at singing, sweet, shy at first, nerdy but in a good way. this nerd will become your best friend and then long lasting lover. big penis. wonderful in bed.
girl2:wow did you see that boy?
girl1:yeah hes kenan
girl2:"ohh no wonder he is so funny and nerdy but in the sweetest way possible."
girl1:yeah hes kenan
girl2:"ohh no wonder he is so funny and nerdy but in the sweetest way possible."
by fedmsb April 21, 2011
Get the kenan mug.Keana is a stunning girl with beautiful eyes. She is short and extremely funny and knows how to make everyone laugh. She can be dangerous though. She'll talk about anyone behind their back. She is a great girlfriend though, not a heartbreaker like you'd expect. Many guys chase after her, but she is hardly interested.
Sometimes her humor can come across as bitchy and mean but she doesn't give a fuck. she lives to have fun.
Sometimes her humor can come across as bitchy and mean but she doesn't give a fuck. she lives to have fun.
Friend one: Keana was being a bitch today.
Friend two: Don't take it personally, that's just who she is.
Friend two: Don't take it personally, that's just who she is.
by Youdabest January 7, 2012
Get the Keana mug.A kind and sensitive soul. Such a sweet guy. Often stubborn and sometimes needy. A pure heart. A lover. An athlete. Future olympic champion. Full of personality and attitude. Kealan is one of a kind
by screena February 23, 2014
Get the kealan mug.Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.
Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *
by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016
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