Jukebox

Somebody that is a complete and total idiot or incompetent fool.

Oh man, look at Quentin - he's such a complete Jukebox when he's trying to pick up those slags in the mall.

by The Crazy Goose March 20, 2021

jukebox is gone

when you are really high/drunk and you start having random thoughts running through your head; "zoning out."

yo my nigga the jukebox is gonee. I'm fucking zoooted

by redumbrellaa May 9, 2011

jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020

Reverse Jukebox

A person in whose mouth one puts one's cock to shut said person up. The opposite of a jukebox in which one deposits something in in order to hear something.

from Overheard In New York

You've Been Waiting for an Excuse to Use That One, Haven't You?

NYU girl: I'm not surprised that she has mono. I mean, she's been a slut for a while now. It was bound to catch up with her.
Friend: Yeah, she's a reverse jukebox.
NYU girl: A what?
Friend: You know how you put money into a jukebox and it makes noise? Guys put their dicks in her to make her shut the fuck up.

--NYU Silver Center

by O.I.N. June 7, 2009

Opium Jukebox

When you do so much opium you start hearing music i your head

John: wtf is an opium jukebox?
Joel: Its when you smoke so much opium you hear music.
John: Cool! totally did that last night bro. And by the way, where crackalackin'

by Rektakel Spektakel August 30, 2017

Rebellious Jukebox

I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing, yeah
Head through a blue haze
Waiting for the musical craze
We gotta taxi for Mr. Nelson
Taxi for Mr. Nelson
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox, oh
No sounds at first came out
This machine had dropped out
But it made music to itself
Made music for itself

Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm looking for the home of the real
I want a happy time now
Drinkers from the slaughterhouse
Weren't happy and went out
Noise resounds aloud
Noise resounds the lounge
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox oh
I sidled up to a fruit machine
This I was imagining:
Some drinkers dancing at the bar
Drinkers dancing for the bar
Rebellious Jukebox yeah
Rebellious Jukebox now
I'm searching for the now
I'm looking for the real thing yeah

by Death Menace February 28, 2023

Jukebox Bitch

Dipshit chicks who walk around singing to every crappy airhead song on the radio.

Wow this dip is singing to every song that comes on...Jukebox Bitch

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2015