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Jovan

Some random with muscles and he thinks he can mog archie, chico, jordan AND marlon.

And got his pants pulled down infront of everyone. Hes also like 6’3 on a good day and his voice is as deep as duke dennis if he wants but he sucks at volleyball and scrolls through reddit+discord at the same time and listens to mommy asmr and is ranked on jerkmate
Jovan : come with me

Robert : only if its with my right hand
by therealamy June 5, 2025
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Jovaning

Jovaning is when you ignore most if not all of the help & information given to you.
Bro's jovaning.
by A literal mother fucker April 13, 2025
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Jovan T.

Jovan T. is probably the guy that ste ur mom's v-card. Girls slide into his dm's just like his dick was sliding on ur mom's cheeks.
That mf is surely a Jovan T.
by .cumCum. November 26, 2021
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Jovan

Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.
" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."
by AnonymousJovan October 26, 2022
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Jovanitis

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.
“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”
by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024
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Jovan

Dear me this boy is so darn handsome i cant believe how cute this dark skinned male is even if he cut his hair he still manages to be such a perfect specimen he pulls so many girls and his fits are so tuff and hes just so darn cool and he makes me wish i was a girl.PS CINGSTON IS SO FINE
man i want me a jovan in my life
by jaisonDXYX February 7, 2024
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Jovane

One that is unique and cares for others. He is very selfless. He is quite, and very much observant. Sexy? yes! Handsome? Yes! Jovane is a go to person but not the person to mess with. He works hard for what he wants. You cannot let go off him once you get to know him.
Jovane is handsome
by Jovane November 23, 2021
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