Joner

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

by laxgodmoney October 16, 2009

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005

Va-joner

A female boner. The point which the women feels stimulated

Mary experienced a Va-joner while making out with teddy.

by Stevie Peepee March 29, 2008

Joner

The erection (boner) of a person wearing jean shorts (jorts).

Uh oh, Kev's got a raging joner again.

by Dizzy Gilespi January 15, 2009

Joner

Joner (v): 1. to first commit to an obligation and then fail to arrive.

2. pull a fast one over the eyes as intended to deliver but failing to

Did you hear about Paul?

No. What happened to Paul?

His blind date pulled a Joner!!!

No way!!

by Digger Leemond September 9, 2010

"mother joner"

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark "Big Daddy J-Rok" December 15, 2008

joner boner

a little faggot who takes pictures of his boner and sells them to people or when he pops a boner and stands up in the middle of class for everyone to see.

Sit down joner boner before i get someone to get cut that 1 incher off.

by Tj moran May 9, 2005