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jonesing

to like in an affectionate/romantic way.
keeping up with the jones'.
you want something in order to keep up.
etc.
etc.
man...that girl is totally jonesing for me.
by T-fan October 11, 2008
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jonesing

to like in an affectionate/romantic way.
keeping up with the jones'.
you want something in order to keep up.
etc.
etc.
man...that girl is totally jonesing for me.
by T-fan October 11, 2008
mugGet the jonesingmug.

jim joneser

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.
That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019
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Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.
by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019
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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season
john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed
by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012
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Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.
Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.
by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013
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