First Jolt

First trip to state prison, used by inmates in the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation. Mostly used by cons who have been to prison at least twice, to denote their very first trip to the pen.
I remember the when I hit the mainline in Quentin on my first jolt, that place is fucking rockin'!
by ceerip707 May 3, 2018
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Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.
Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!
by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025
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Buzz jolt

V. To involuntarily awaken at 3 a.m. after a night of drinking. Most commonly experienced by middle aged people who used to use alcohol to help them sleep.
Got buzz jolted out of bed last night because of those whiskey shots and didn't get back to sleep until 5!
by Jack Burden June 9, 2015
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Nob Jolt

Where you absolutely deck someone out of impulse at the same speed your sperms would be shot out
Dove: I absolutely just Nob Jolted Tom so hard.
Kieran: Wow, he is knocked out cold
by Doveiscool January 6, 2024
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Vom-Jolt

A bodily reaction whereby you retch so violently your whole body jolts like you've been penetrated by a taser gun
The kiss was so bad, I vom-jolted and pretended I was epileptic to get away

When my beer-goggles cleared, I snuck out of bed before I vom-jolted and woke you up

Their sweet talk was so disgusting, I decided vom-jolting was not enough and penetrated myself with a taser gun

I vom-jolt every time you say my name
by a la w September 21, 2013
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Jolt

Acronym for "Jack-o-lantern teeth". Describes somebody who has alternating missing teeth like a Halloween pumpkin.
Hey Jolt, you look like a pumpkin with all those missing teeth.
by Daniel H. B. March 9, 2017
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jolt

Ratchet: Jolt electrify

Jolt is the best lad
by Ronova Pharex February 7, 2021
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