The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.
by BekW May 8, 2011
Get the lunch jealousymug. A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
Get the Jealousy Bonermug. When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.
Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.
Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.
Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.
by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 24, 2011
Get the Denial Jealousymug. Lusted-Jealousy - Is the desire to fancy what someone's lust is towards things that will make them a genius or any smarter than she is.
She lusts over me being jealous over something that I see a desired need in and she does not. She mourns my Lusted-Jealousy. She is jealous over me being jealous over something better than what she is jealous over.
by gGuEz01 May 31, 2022
Get the Lusted-Jealousymug. Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.
“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”
by mowce April 23, 2010
Get the Nerd Jealousymug. Want to go for a 🍺?
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or
My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
Aw man Mohammed is so awesome in his use of emoticons I have emoticon jealousy!
or
My iphone 4 sucks, I need to upgrade to a iphone 5 to get cool emoticons.
by Pennyiswicked April 2, 2014
Get the emoticon jealousymug. Someone who truly believes that someone is jealous or envious of their life, when in fact it’s quite the contrary.
Mindy has delusional jealousy , she thinks everyone is envious of her when in fact she’s just a deadbeat junkie who sucks dick for pills.
by Slickrick023 April 19, 2019
Get the Delusional jealousymug.