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Jakey

Jealous; in your feelings ,mad your girlfriend banged all your friends; mad you plowed your girl with your dude
Don’t get all jakey on me bro
by Big bite February 14, 2020
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jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.
yeah i was talking to jakey
by forklift April 1, 2023
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The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024
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Jakey boy

; a golden barrel of a dog. Half corgi, half lab. Similar in looks to a seal. Very loyal and happy. Does not move very fast!
Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
by megaminty December 6, 2022
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Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.
Jakey is the lad with all the dudes
by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021
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jakey

Pull a jakey means to do something stupid because jake is stupid and retarted
by Inside slang June 6, 2021
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Jakey

A man who’s a fierce dog probs 8”6 but is annoying and yeh
Jakey is wierd af.
by Alandog53 November 2, 2020
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