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Jacuzzi Eggs

When you have a bad case of the sulphorous wind and you have a bath, causing a knoxious jacuzzi bubble effect
Wife "Holy Moly! Jeff what is that awful stink in the Bathroom ? "
Husband" Well Milly , Iv dropped a couple of Jacuzzi Eggs in the tub!"
by Woofie Van Dogstar May 12, 2010
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Jacuzzidet

The accidental moment when the hot tub jet blasts you in that spot.
When I was getting out of the hot tub last night I accidentally got hit by the jacuzzidet.
by CTJH January 13, 2017
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Jacuzzi butt boost

One pantless person does a hand stand against a wall. Prior to the hand stand rectal stretching is needed to create an anal cavity. Once in the hand stand position a friend fills the cavity with any brand of energy drink. A fart is required to produce a jacuzzi effect while the friend drinks the energy drink through a straw out of the anal cavity.
Phil :Boy oh boy am i tired ! I really need a boost.

Brian : fancy a jacuzzi butt boost?
by Frank Fontain April 9, 2019
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jacuzzifished

When you rent a place because they have a hot tub but when you get there it is gross or doesn’t work.
When we got to our vacation rental the hot tub was cold and the water was grey. We were totally jacuzzifished.
by The Real Joulie March 14, 2023
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glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.
"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."
by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018
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ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome
chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi
by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019
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Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.
My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.
by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017
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