Jacuzzi butt boost

One pantless person does a hand stand against a wall. Prior to the hand stand rectal stretching is needed to create an anal cavity. Once in the hand stand position a friend fills the cavity with any brand of energy drink. A fart is required to produce a jacuzzi effect while the friend drinks the energy drink through a straw out of the anal cavity.

Phil :Boy oh boy am i tired ! I really need a boost.

Brian : fancy a jacuzzi butt boost?

by Frank Fontain April 9, 2019

jacuzzifished

When you rent a place because they have a hot tub but when you get there it is gross or doesn’t work.

When we got to our vacation rental the hot tub was cold and the water was grey. We were totally jacuzzifished.

by The Real Joulie March 14, 2023

glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.

"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."

by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

Teapot jacuzzi

When a guy puts his balls in a tea pot and his lady friend blows through the snout. This creates a Jacuzzi effect on the balls.

My girlfriend gave me the most awesome teapot Jacuzzi while staying in koh lipe.

by Giovanni Girth October 2, 2017

Jacuzzing

Marinating in a relaxed state of mind ;Vibing on an uncontrollable level

Male 1:Wat the hell is that dude jus sittin there for.
Male 2: Hey get the hell up man ....over here jacuzzing and shit.
Male 1: Yeah get up....and get to work

by Bennet Bois February 20, 2010

Jacuzzi-flavoured

To feel like the feeling of sitting in a jacuzzi, i.e. to be comfortable, happy and/or half-naked. Also, the feeling of not being bothered whether you're engaged in a full-blooded debate or not talking at all.

1. "Ah yeah man.. This day's jacuzzi-flavoured. :)"
2. "I'm feeling jacuzzi-flavoured, tbh."
3. "Today in town man, i was tastin' jacuzzi"

by Phillis Up July 5, 2009