A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!
God bless all!!
God bless all!!
by Ida Fine (Jewish and proud of it!) November 29, 2006
Get the jew mug.People who get unfairly blamed for everything. In reality, that's just because people are jealous of them because Jews are mega-rich. :)
Non-Jew: Everything is the Jews' faults!
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*
Jew: You're just jealous because we're richer than you.
Non-Jew: *Sulks*
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Get the Jew mug.A group of people comprising 0.002% of the world's population yet drawing unproportional amount of media coverage (especially Israeli Jews).
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Get the Jew mug.Jew can sometimes be used by wanna be gangsters normally from London areas as a form of affection for a female.
They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.
They use the word Jew so gang friends won’t see that they are being cute to a gyal.
For example ….. your my Jew or Jew You
by TheRoADMan24 June 15, 2022
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To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.
To cheat someone out of something for personal financial gain, normally an odd job or something of the nature.
Ted: I get paid like $200 dollars a month to water plants man.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.
Joe: If you weren't my friend, I would totally jew that job from you for like 150 bucks.
by Tyler Vanston August 8, 2007
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Get the Jew mug.A Jewish person is a person of the Jewish decent and are just like everyone else except they are better because they are related to Moses. Jewish people are some of the most wonderful, nice, respectful, sympathetic, and just kind people you will ever meet. I pity those who are so pissed off and feel so ordinary that they need to make themselves feel better by hating us!
by Robin Norbi May 15, 2005
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