japsican

half mexican
half japanese

josh is a japsican
he likes his rice in his burritos

by bobalobadoodoo April 25, 2006

japscat

when a japaneese person eats poop for fun...

uhh im japaneese and i eat shit for fun?

by Teresa March 3, 2005

Jap's eye

The external opening of the male urethra, appearing as a slit at the end of the penis. Perceived by Europeans to resemble the eye of a Japanese man, some consider the term racist, but it clearly isn't, because Japanese men have them too.

Takahiro's attempts to find medical attention for the burning sensation in his Jap's eye were initially thwarted when he was directed to an optometrist.

by Urban Keith November 3, 2013

Japseyetis

Having prolonged discomfort in your Japseye, most felt when peeing.

Aah that stings! I think I have Japseyetis...

by 12345678909876543215 July 23, 2010

japsplain

(v) To explain a commonly-known aspect of Japanese culture to a non-Japanese audience, often with condescending oversimplicity.

"I've been living in Osaka for ten years, and I still get okonomiyaki japsplained to me as 'a Japanese pizza pancake.' "

by jetlife-senpai February 21, 2015

Jap's eye

British slang <n> (Offensive)
The only externally visible part of the urethra on a male where semen and urine is secreted from the body.
Known as a 'Jap's eye' due to the similarity between the shape of the stereotypical Japanese eye and that the opening on the penis is much like a slit.
Although the phrase is not used in a directly racist manner, people of Far Eastern origin may take offence to the use of the term.

"Jeremy inserted a drill bit into his Jap's eye and proceeded to utterly maim himself."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Japseye

the tiny little hole on the end of your penis in which you pee out of

if you don't shut up, i'm gonna stick this cocktail stick right down your japseye!

by D. Hine September 15, 2003