Ivan

Amazing dude with hazel eyes. Big smile. Very social and cute. Can make you laugh anytime. Can be smart and goofy at the same time but will melt your heart! He is popular, plays basketball and does skateboarding for fun. Is very quick at finishing things. Everything I want in a guy!

Girl: you see Ivan he is so cute!
Girl 2: Ivan??

Girl: yeah I’ll never have a chance with him he talks to so many girls and I’m never good enough...

girl2: you are good enough you belong with Ivan!!

by UnknownTea November 29, 2018

ivan

god of big dick energy

damn that guy is cool, he's basically ivan

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 7, 2017

Ivan

Russian music addiction who will drink vodka

HEY I SAW A IVAN TODAY!

by UnknownSONofAGun November 5, 2019

Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.

I can’t take my eyes off of Ivan.

by picklesarecute May 4, 2021

Ivan

Ivan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you and has the most cutest smile. His dimples are adorable and him just being himself is so cute. Although Ivan doesn’t think the best of himself all of his friends think the opposite. He deserves the world for having such a kind heart. <3

ivan : ilysm you deserve the world and shouldn’t be treated like that .

by jimmy&timmy November 22, 2021

Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 29, 2019