Ivan

Amazing dude with hazel eyes. Big smile. Very social and cute. Can make you laugh anytime. Can be smart and goofy at the same time but will melt your heart! He is popular, plays basketball and does skateboarding for fun. Is very quick at finishing things. Everything I want in a guy!

Girl: you see Ivan he is so cute!
Girl 2: Ivan??

Girl: yeah I’ll never have a chance with him he talks to so many girls and I’m never good enough...

girl2: you are good enough you belong with Ivan!!

by UnknownTea November 30, 2018

ivan

god of big dick energy

damn that guy is cool, he's basically ivan

by breadsnorter December 10, 2019

ivanism

Illogical hacky code that is prone to fail and only apply to a single use case

This code is full of ivanisms

by pseudocoder August 07, 2017

Ivan

Russian music addiction who will drink vodka

HEY I SAW A IVAN TODAY!

by UnknownSONofAGun November 05, 2019

Ivan

The most talented guitar person in the world. He’s funny, kind, adorable, and he’s got the best hair ever. I still have yet to meet someone who’s as easy to talk to as he is.

I can’t take my eyes off of Ivan.

by picklesarecute May 04, 2021

Ivan

if you look up what Ivan means, it will say “gift of God,” or something adjacent. However, it has a much more powerful meaning. He’s the most beautiful thing on the planet, he treats his loved ones like porcelain dolls, always protecting them. he lights up the night sky, and shines in daylight. he’s so lovely to admire, so handsome you’d think he was painted on canvas with the finest brushes. ivan defines perfection.

i hope to love Ivan for an eternity <3.

by susa_gvardina March 08, 2021

Ivan

Someone who calls everyone he doesn't like a parasite

Ivan hates capitalism because capitalists are all parasites

by Andrew-501 June 30, 2019