Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict April 17, 2011

infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born

look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb

by gojo satoru March 12, 2021

Alexander Infante

Small man who brags about his quads

Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 03, 2021

Zane the infant slayer

A person who has deep feelings for underage children

Zane the infant slayer needs to have a monster and chill

by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

infants

Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,

when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS

infants are stupid as shit

by pussyeater6969420saka January 26, 2020

Infant

Cry baby bitch

Yo bro look at that Infant he's such a crybaby little bitch!

by ithrowbricksatsmallorphans October 05, 2023