Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011

fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.

Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.

by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

infants

Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,

when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS

infants are stupid as shit

by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020

Infantism

When you desire to be with or see babies.

My mom was diagnosed with infantism towards my cousins child.

by Dr. John Sorrada July 4, 2020

infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.

I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!

by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024