Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.
Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.
by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021
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attic monkey

A type of small monkey that hides in attics and sometimes will come out to throw oranges at you.
Oh snap the attic monkey threw an orange at me
by Ostrem December 11, 2019
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cheerful in the attic

Man, that guy didn't like Wall-E. He must be cheerful in the attic.
by beepbeepdabeep May 29, 2011
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Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.
I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?
by spamthet January 26, 2011
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Attic Salt

(n.) Pointed and delicate wit.
Laughing is peculiar to man, but all men do not laugh for the same reason. There is the attic salt which springs from the charm in the words, from the flash of wit, from the spirited and brilliant sally. There is the low joke which arises from scurrility and idle conceit. -Carlo Goldoni
by taco_55 January 07, 2019
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attic monkey

A type of jew that hides, along with its money, in the attic of a house. In many cases this is cleverly consealed by a bookcase or hidden stairway.
Nazi 1 ~ I was reading some attic monkeys diary the other day.
Nazi 2 ~ oh yeah? who was it by?
Nazi 1 ~ Anne Frank.
Nazi 2 ~ Awesome stuff, i hope our boys shot her and her fellow attic monkeys; before stealing their vast cash supplies.
Nazi 1 ~ Oh, have u read it before?
by brad armstrong March 20, 2007
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Attic searching

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat
by ginger02644 May 01, 2009
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