idiotness

The act of being a complete idiot. Some people believe it is a common and brash word, but it is a true word.
you show such idiotness
by garian111111111111111 July 24, 2006
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idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.
when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.
by Krkič October 29, 2020
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Idiotism

A group of people that are naturally or stupidly fucking retarded and people that are smarter than them can't help
by polkih dm July 23, 2016
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idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.
It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.
by T-Boy August 29, 2003
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idiot

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"
by Retarded Hillbilly November 21, 2017
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idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.
People who think x are idiots.
by Killing Kittens June 05, 2004
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idiots

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary
if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.
by urban asshole February 24, 2010
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