Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.
The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.
The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.
by Solid Mantis August 08, 2019
A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.
Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!
by firstavenger May 04, 2019
An individual who complains or calls others out on something despite doing the same thing, often to a larger degree
by Alma_matter June 05, 2019
The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.
by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011
A hypocrite is a person who tells you off and does what you did , and does it just to make themselves look better
by Chikenwingporkfriedrice April 14, 2018
by omnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnom April 19, 2009