Hemosexual

Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.

Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???

Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!

Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!

by akaklee May 20, 2011

hemogondi

Hemogondi (variations: Heemogondi, Hemoghandi, etc.)
he~mo~gon~di {hee-moh-gon-dee}
-adjective
1. Exceeding what normally would be referred to as enormous or even larger; although usually used imaginatively and beyond proportion or exaggeratingly.
2. Beyond Huge, Gigantic, Titanic, etc.
-Synonyms: colossal, gigantic, stupendous

1. "Our city had humble beginnings but has now grown hemogondi."

2. "That mountain is really huge, I don't know if we should attempt climbing it." "That mountain is hemogondi my friend, and we will conquer it!"

by William A. Cheek September 27, 2006

Hemorrhoids

Bleeding from the asshole.

My hemorrhoids are stinging and have stained my jocks.

by Ausstralian November 14, 2007

hemoptysis

an illness when a person is coughing up blood. it also may cause death.

A: Is she coughing blood?
B: Yes, She has hemoptysis.

by i don't have one September 7, 2005

hemorrhage

1. Rapid, uncontrollable bleeding. 2. To lose money, friends etc at an alarming rate or in a seemingly unstoppable cycle.

His company had hemorrhaged a billion dollars, his furious temper meant he was hemorraging friends at the rate of five a day, so he shot himself and hemorrhaged all over the carpet.

by Linton July 11, 2003

facebook hemorrhoid

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.

Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.

by seans November 28, 2007

hemophiliac

A person who is affected with hemophilia. Hemophilia is a hereditary blood defect in which blood clotting is delayed that occurs almost exclusively in males. There is difficulty in controlling hemorrhage even after minor injuries.

His doctors became aware that he was a hemophiliac when he accidently cut himself and the bleeding could not be controlled easily.

by Holly M January 17, 2008