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Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).
Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"
by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023
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Quakers Hotpocket

The act of putting oatmeal in a condom, and proceeding to have sex. This way you don't need milk for the oatmeal 😉
Yoo last night, me and Tracy did a Quakers Hotpocket, it was nasty
by CarmenTheStripper February 11, 2019
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Yeahyoudummy hotpocket

In the act of screaming Yeahyoudummy and then eating a pound of bob evens mac and cheese wile pounding the rectum of you lover wile mashed potatoes are in their rectum.
Ethan gave logan a big Yeahyoudummy hotpocket
by 231gameimg August 4, 2023
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Alabama HotPocket

The act of unloading a duece into a females open vagina. Then proceeding to pack your hog into the poop-filled opening.
After a night of drinking we talked Derek into giving Shiloh an Alabama HotPocket.
by LinkBNuttz October 13, 2009
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Amish Hotpocket

When two guys share a condom at the same time. Two dicks, one condom.
Hey bro, you want to try a Amish Hotpocket with me?
by wespac78 March 21, 2016
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Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.
I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.
by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009
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mexican hotpocket

when you shit inside a sleeping bag and get someone to go inside of it.
"dude,drew got me into getting into a mexican hotpocket."
by KUYA patrick November 29, 2009
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