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hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.
Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Hot Rod

Sticking a rod in the fire then plunging it feeling her vagina and let her pussy juice Cool it down
I can't wait to hot rod Julia and her roast beef vag
by Hotrodatron April 24, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Hand Butt Hot Rod

After your Bro has a really wicked crap after Taco Times Taco Tuesday special; you grab his penis and floss his butt with it.
Wednesday after Jimmy Ate at Taco Time for Taco Tuesday he had a wicked case of the runs. So when it started running down his leg I grabbed his member and Jammed it in between his cheeks and gave him a good old fashioned hand butt hot rod.
by swtbbybuttcheeks February 3, 2020
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hot rod gasket

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
by Bluesheart June 9, 2016
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Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice
I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life
by Tbore February 20, 2021
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