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does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.
Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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Hobby Lobby

To take away something that someone needs because you don't like it.
I caught Monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so I Hobby Lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

After returning from his first Scientology meeting, Tristan decided he had to Hobby Lobby his girlfriend's Zoloft.
by modernfluff July 3, 2014
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Hobby

He went to Argentina for his Hobby.
by Joe Coalman October 20, 2008
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kevin hobby

An unconventional and novel creative exploration which attempts to fuse science, art, music, religion and technology.

The brainchild of an intelligent odd-ball creative tinkerer/inventor type individual which tends to dabble in many seemingly unrelated realms, normally with a goal of combining said realms.
The scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician and writer Leonardo da Vinci, had many a kevin hobby.
by uytrewq March 7, 2009
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Hobby Lobby

An arts & crafts chain that employs its own fleet of truck drivers to smuggle religious artifacts while butt fucking the driver at the same time
I got sent to the rail yard today and pulled a Hobby Lobby
by wolfman87 July 30, 2017
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Hobby Nazi

Hobby Nazi

A person who has no hobbies but to do nothing with their spare time souly to sabatage other peoples activities and/or fun, many times using reverse psychology to bring him,her, or them, down to the instigator's (hobby nazi's) level of wasting spare time purposly to " bore and screw them out of the other persons usual spare-time activities"

If other people can go about participating in their hobbys in which the hobby nazi cannot do, he/she will try to bring you down with them, into doing nothing.
"Yo Kevin is a hobby nazi!"
"DON'T DO IT, hes a hobby nazi!"
by $Won$ February 16, 2006
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Hobby Lobbyist

A person who calls themselves pro-life, but is really only concerned with life from conception to birth, ignoring said child after it leaves the womb. True pro-life individuals are equally concerned with feeding, clothing, housing, educating and raising the child until it reaches maturity.

Also known as using the power of a corporation to spread your own religious beliefs.
I am tired of listening to you drone on and on about how pro-life you are. Didn't you vote for cuts in education, social services, WIC and comprehesive/inclusive healthcare for women? You've turned into such a negative, Hobby Lobbyist - all you care about is the fetus!
by parkslopeboy@hotmail.com July 7, 2014
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