Hobner

A half erect penis

Bob was feeling pretty happy today,especially since he was looking at ghetto booty porn. Then his mom walked in,and he got a hobner...

by Alycee-Maria April 25, 2009

Horner

One who uses the car horn excessively.

I hate getting stuck in front of some horner who thinks he can move my car with the might of his sound waves.

by Pat Lambeth and Laurie Ramsey April 25, 2008

Mrs Horner

A mother fucking bitch ass teacher who know bull shit about her job.

Mrs Horner: Ok class get to work on shit that will never help you in life

Class: SHUT UP BITCH

by fuqboidick October 21, 2017

Horner

To put one's thumb in a woman's vagina

Dude, I totally hornered that chic last night

by Señor word August 29, 2013

hornery

So horny that you are crabby. Horny+Ornery

I haven't gotten laid in a week and I'm super hornery

by Jen9823 January 29, 2008

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).

your so ugly your a horny horner

by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010