The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.
The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.
Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'
by twanggah March 18, 2010
Get the Hobit Gardening mug.A huge event that happens every year where millions of people from all over the tri-state area of new jersey, deleware, and pennsylvainia travel to various wawa's all over and enjoy amazing deals such as any shorti hogie for only $2.99. Or any 32 oz beverage selling for 99 cents. Hogie fest lasts from memorial day weekend to augest 1st. Wawa Hogie fest is the single greatest spectacular in the history of mankind.
Jack: Hey john do you want to go down to 7-eleven and get a slurpee?
John: Jack, why would you even think about going to 7-eleven when we could just go to Wawa Hogie fest?
Jack: Wait its hogie fest?
John: Yeah
Jack: OH MY GOD LETS GO!
John: Jack, why would you even think about going to 7-eleven when we could just go to Wawa Hogie fest?
Jack: Wait its hogie fest?
John: Yeah
Jack: OH MY GOD LETS GO!
by crazy brick July 16, 2010
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A popular celebration during the month of October, where participants aim to "bag" as many overweight females as possible. The one who has slept with the most fatties is declared the winner.
by samhah August 16, 2010
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by Horith November 24, 2022
Get the Horith4601 mug.A term used to describe the action of Urination as well Deification simultaneously, it is often unpleasant and unexpected. "Hoit" is the verb used to describe said actions. The action of Hoiting supports good time management skills as it accomplishes two necessary, and sometimes lengthy processes at once.
"When i woke up this morning, I took a nice Hoit"
"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"
"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"
"oh no, sorry get outta the way, I really need to Hoit"
"IM HOITING RIGHT NOW!"
by EhhE1122 November 24, 2010
Get the Hoiting mug.A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.
Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013
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