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Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.
Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.
by mrperson123 August 25, 2017
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Heraclitus

Ancient Greek philosopher, known as the Obscure, who posited, "πάντα χωρεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει" or "All things are in flux, and nothing stays the same." By far one of the best philosophers.
Heraclitus maintained that the only constant is change.
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herassment

The genderized term for harassment, when instigated by a member of the female persuasion. Contrast to himassment, which in a workplace context occurs when a male superior comes on to an employee who can be male or female, looking for sexual favors in exchange for career growth.
I've been a victim of both herassment and himassment at work. When will I get a boss who leaves me alone?
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herandy

Herandy is a baddie, she’s probably Mexican and got a fat ass
dayummmm she must be a herandy
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The Eastern Herald

A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.

Official website: www.easternherald.com
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hoeass

Elijah stole my marker, he is such a hoeass.
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hoeass

a stupid lil thot wit a busted ass tryna hook up w all y'all men
look at that bitch alli, she's such a hoeass
by olivia kelly January 31, 2019
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