Hoeing the Lawn

when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob

Warning! May cause castration

Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan

by BOnoobies March 8, 2011

Free Spirit Hoeing

When you fuck people freely without commitment or a relationship being attached.

Sex with anyone while single.

Non committed sex with multiple people.

Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship

Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship

Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.

by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005

Hoeing

Getting on like a hoe in a hoe like behavior

Hoeing Getting on like a for gain or sexual favors or benefits. Example stop getting on like a damn hoe please.

by Gunman 91 April 13, 2017

Gopher Holing

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

by vloky July 1, 2004

Post Holing

To try and walk in deep snow and sinking up to your knees.

Dan was crossing a snow field and the he totally started post holing.

by GogoJr February 28, 2011

Howling Monkey

When a girl gives 2 handjobs and a blowjob at the same time to 3 different guys

Dude Amy gave me Jim and Andy a Howling Monkey last night

by Kpahx October 28, 2010