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hoarding

A term that refers to both the attempt to "hoard" more screen time (that can be obtained) from parents and the panic buying that occurred on Friday, March 13th, 2020, right before the COVID-19 lockdown. This term highlighting a sense of urgency and accumulation in both contexts.
Kids trying to negotiate extra screen time are just hoarding it like people did with toilet paper during the pandemic!
by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025
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Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy March 31, 2023
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Dragon hoard

A large pile of loose change, typically sitting in the very cupholder of your car, or the ludicrous amount of change people bring into stores without letting the few neurons they have fire off to go to the bank first.
Dude, how am I able to set my cup down? You got a Dragon hoard here!
by Tparrett8 April 10, 2025
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Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.
Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.
by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025
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Digital Hoarding

The practice of never deleting a file from online archive; one who practice digital hoarding must do so without guilt or fear from reprisal. They just buy more space.
Itʻs a good thing I practice digital hoarding, otherwise I would never have been able to find that document from 2006.
by LovelyHulaHands September 20, 2023
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Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013
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lord hoard

A valuable collection that its holder can lord over others.
I have a lord hoard of baseball cards. Not just any old collection. A lord hoard. Ha!
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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