Hoarding

When your house is full of chairs and board games.

Their house is so dirty, they must be hoarding all the chairs and board games.

by stankle. July 19, 2011

Haidering

Bailing out last second of a plan or failing to show up when needed. Like either just say yes or no.

"Man stop haidering just come with us"
"He/she can't make it they're haidering"

by funnybrownboi March 7, 2021

Dog Hoarding

Any person who owns more than 2 dogs.

Me: Man, Jud just got ANOTHER dog - a black lab puppy. . . This is like their 3rd dog.

Wife: That's dog hoarding.

by Myers251 March 27, 2014

haidering

when a desperate man asks desperate questions desperately and still gets ignored

*asks “who wants to go out?” three times*
*silence*

“oh cmon are y’all haidering me?”

by lostlights October 29, 2020

Hardering

An act of pedophilia which leaves the victim scarred for life, usually directed toward younger children under the age of 10.
To "Harder" someone is to essentially put them to sleep by any means, kidnap them, and sodomize them, making sure that they understand what happened afterwards.
Hardering a child is a heinous crime, and it is serious.

"Did you know, what Bill Cosby did, was called 'hardering"?
"What?"
"Yeah... It's disgusting."

by happybird24 April 11, 2024

Harpering

The act of standing around and playing on your phone avoiding work at all cost

I went in back and Christian was harpering, typical

by cheekyjew January 6, 2015

hoarding

A term that refers to both the attempt to "hoard" more screen time (that can be obtained) from parents and the panic buying that occurred on Friday, March 13th, 2020, right before the COVID-19 lockdown. This term highlighting a sense of urgency and accumulation in both contexts.

Kids trying to negotiate extra screen time are just hoarding it like people did with toilet paper during the pandemic!

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025