Heberto

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

by Yung herb April 24, 2021

sarah herbert

sarah = princess

herbert = constancy and fortitude = faithful, loyal, devoted and has courage when facing adversity.

sarah herbert is a tru biatch.

a queen will always transform pain into power.

by mre212 August 30, 2017

hebephile

Psychiatry - a person who is sexually attracted to adolescents in the early years of puberty, generally aged 11 to 14; not a pedophile. Origin: From Greek, "Hebe" (goddess of youth).

It turns out the chick across the street is a hebephile after all. I just caught her kissing that new guy in the seventh grade!

by Greek_Latin_King June 21, 2011

mitch hedberg

an american comedian known for his one-line non sequiturs. he was hilarious and may he rest in peace

I slept at my friends house, and he said "you have to sleep on the floor" i said "Damn gravity...got me again! You don't know how badly i wanted to sleep on the wall!"_ Mitch Hedberg

and

I have a king sized bed. Now i don't know any kings, but I'm sure that if one slept over, he would be comfortable... "Hey I'm a king!" "well you'll never guess what I have in store for you, exactly to your specifications"-Mitch Hedberg

and

You know how people say "i don't care if they're black, white, purple or green!"? ..oh now hold on a minute, you gotta draw the line somewhere...to hell with purple people! unless they're suffocating...theenn help em!-Mitch Hedberg

by teeeaaa May 13, 2006

Hebephilia

Hebephilia refers to an adult's sexual preference for pubescent youths; the term was introduced by Glueck (1955).1 It differs from ephebophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in individuals in mid- to late adolescence,2 and from pedophilia, which refers to the erotic interest in prepubescent children.3 While individuals with a sexual preference for adults (i.e., teleiophiles) may have some sexual interest in pubescent-aged individuals,4 the term hebephilia is reserved for those who prefer pubescent-aged individuals over adults.

Sally is a pubescent child.
Tom likes Sally because she is a pubescent 10 year old girl.
He likes Pubscent girls.
That makes him a Hebephile.
Hebephilia

by MsVenus September 27, 2009

Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

by mitch fan October 2, 2004

Herbery

Herbery is the study of marijuana and its respective components, be it wax, budder, hash, oils or edibles. Herbery's focus is not just on the effects of these substances upon the mental state, but also on methods of growth and cultivation of all matter containing THC.

"As a graduate from UCLA with a Ph.D. in Herbery, I consider myself a worthy judge concerning the dankness of your kush."

"Mergy Bergleson, a leading authority in the field of Herbery, has discovered that the purple in your bud is directly and proportionally related to the heaviness of the high."

by tokeyganjes January 28, 2013