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Herman Li

Herman Li: the worlds only living paradox. The lead guitarist for the speed-power-metal band Dragonforce. Shreds notes that do not even exist on a guitar's fretboard, able to hit 103.5 nps (Notes Per Second), only to have ever been beaten by Jesus himself, with an average of 105.6 nps. Along with Sam Totman, they create solos that have actually been recorded to launch multi-dimensional black holes from the top frets of their guitars. On one such occasion, Herman's pick actually started melting somewhere around 00:37 seconds into their track "Fury of the Storm" He then quickly ripped the zipper off of his fly and continued playing for the rest of the song. Unfortunately, half way through their solo, despite the zippers rest by Herman tapping, it started to spark,
actually igniting a fans hair. Nevertheless, he continued playing. At around 5:16, when Herman performed a "dive bomb" effect, the croud noticed the guitars strings to have actually "bent" into the top 20 frets. The croud suspected they were just seeing things, but by around 5:32, the bend had become bigger, and Herman's own hair started getting sucked into what seemed to be, -quote- "A mini vortex of awesomeness" As the solo continued, the hole got larger and larger, but the headbanging got stronger and stronger, until a little child was actually sucked out of his mothers arms and launched into the hole.
Other uses of the word "Herman Li" can be used as following
-"I just so Herman Li'ed the song" Meaning you hit absolutely every note in a Dragonforce song while being drunk.
-"You so just got Herman Li'ed" Meaning as in a guitar duel, you got absolutely annihalated by Herman Li or Jesus.

The word Herman Li cannot be used by many, as it is almost impossible to play anywhere near half as fast and good as him.
by trickshot9 July 24, 2007
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Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.
I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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hermántico

A combination of the Spanish words hermano and romántico (brother and romance), which indicates a very close relationship between two male friends.
Those two guys are so tight, they are hermántico!
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pee wee herman'd

dude that fucker Phillip tottaly got Pee Wee Herman'd the other night
by G-Funk July 17, 2003
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hermantown

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson
let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick
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Hermansclerosis

The condition of herman402's fetish for BAIC girls. The prefix "-sclerosis" means hardening. BAIC girls harden Herman's dick. This term in context is used to make fun of herman402 and his "fetish".
herman402: I think I have a fetish for BAIC girls.....
Some rando: MEN. HE HAS HERMANSCLEROSIS!
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