It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.
by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018
Get the Dick In A Haystackmug. She loved my haystack last night
by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017
Get the Haystackmug. The act of strategically restricting your Tinder settings in hopes of finding one person of interest. This is especially helpful if you want to make your intention to hook up clear without a discussion. Incredibly useful in a small-town where you want to know who's DTF.
Did you try haystacking that girl you met at the bar on Tinder? With the right location and age settings, it definitely won't take you more than two days to swipe through and find her if she's on there!
by swipe-lifer May 24, 2021
Get the Haystackingmug. by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018
Get the haystack goat mashermug.