hankypanky 

What gay fucking dorks call fucking.

Hey, lets make some hankypanky, it's no big deal.

hankypanky by Big Baby Jesus April 29, 2003

HankyPanky 

'HankyPanky' is a common known term to having sexual intercourse with a blue poodle with aids.

"The 45 year old man had 'HankyPanky' with his 3 year old blue poodle who had aids."

HankyPanky by The definition of 'HankyPanky' January 7, 2021

Hankypanky 

Sexual thoughts or actions, especially those involving necrophiliism, pink fluffy handcuffs, or any sort of playtime done prior to marriage. EXCEPTION: when Jesus says it's ok or when the hankypanky is used for the betterment of those around you.

Jack's use of the "vortex" caused her to moan so loud that not even doing it in the RV could hide the fact that the hankypanky was about to get good.

Hankypanky by GreekFreak6969 August 14, 2022

Hankypanky 

Hankypanky is the act of causing a distraction in the environment to induce a situation where a person may conduct self-pleasurment.

Bryan pulled a hankypanky to make Ludwig go away so that he could masturbate in peace”

Hankypanky by Mikael the word-man November 16, 2023

pandy handy 

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

pandy handy by breezygoing January 31, 2021

Pandy Handy 

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

Pandy Handy by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024